Urban Dictionary: carnie

A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.

"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"

by mb05 May 25, 2005

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a language spoken between carnies. that later moved into the enterainment feild. more so the pro-wrestling inner circle. speaking in carnie

no example for those who are not in the inner circle!!!!

by Brian Alexander April 16, 2005

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Carnie

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers

Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!

by Carnieclockwatcher June 20, 2005

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showman

carnie is an american name for a showman wich is a fair grown owner

joskin

by rawnie fool July 29, 2003

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the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."

"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."

"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"

by mr. acorn February 03, 2008