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cardiovascular bronchitis 

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

Cardiovascular Bronchitis 

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

cardiovascular bronchitis 

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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