Captain Clutch

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting

Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed

by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018