candi

A totally awesome chick at work who strives to be a killer pool player and one day convert her garage into a chikland.

Wow look at that candi, shes so good at pool.

by qtip74 February 4, 2010

Candy

Another term for sex

-Did you get candy today?
-yes lots

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

Candy

A mixed assortment of rubbers,birth control pills and other contraceptives,jackoff sleeves,LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms and marijuana ect. that a band and/or musician toss out to the audiance as a reward for coming.

What kind of candy did you get?

by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011

Candy

Something that strangers give to kids on Halloween and end up poisoning the kids

She gave that kid some candy 😏😏

by The goatee white boy October 27, 2019

Candy

Drugs for children that make them hyper and annoying

Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!

by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020

Candy

A wonderful mixture of sweet deliciousness wich will make your mouth water as you see someone else eat it.

Human 1:**Gasps**
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then

by Hi Hoomans! February 18, 2019

Candy

Euphemism for child porn.

Hey dude, got some fresh candy from deep web. Wanna watch?

by kawaiiphilo May 24, 2018