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Marshall's Cancer 

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.

that's cancer 

a term used to describe something bad, stupid, or all around toxic. used in a bad sense because fuck cancer.
Guy 1: you like my shirt
Guy 2: no that's cancer take it off
Guy 1: screw you guy
that's cancer by mega male February 4, 2021

Puppeteer's Cancer 

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

Cancer stick 

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.
Cancer stick by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

cancer stick 

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.
Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.
cancer stick by ignor July 5, 2003