tokyo camouflage

fashion style of someone wearing so many bright colors AND synthetic textures AND loud accessories that they look like a neon-splashed Tokyo shopping district (ie. Shinjuku)

fashion style that requires you to wear a loud item of clothing from every country in the United Nations, all at the same time.

"Charlotte isn't exactly blending in wearing tokyo camouflage."

"I'm finding it hard to talk to you when your wearing kyo-kamo"

by saggitaurus January 5, 2009

urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3

Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.

by Houndsman March 19, 2005

societal camouflage

Any act of deception preformed by an individual or group with the intent of concealing beliefs, attitudes, wealth, position or situations which their peer group, local community or society at large may find objectionable.

Societal camouflage would describe a family of athiests that send their children to Catholic school to avoid being stigmatized by their neighbors. Ex. Eric is gay, but is married to a woman so that his conservative employers will accpet him.

by Topper7770 June 30, 2011

Active Camouflage

An piece of covenant technology that renders users of it partially invisable. The UNSC captured a piece of active camouflage, and made their Spartan-II MJOLNIR armor able to integrate itself with the covenant technology. In the Halo game series, players can become invisable if they find active camouflage.

No wonder he was able to get behind our base... he had active camouflage.

by Drüd September 1, 2008

yogi camouflage

When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.

She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!

by Dat Dude Jonny September 6, 2022

armpit camouflage

When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 January 23, 2016

Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013