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Call the Cops 

-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
Call the Cops by NattyNo March 31, 2011
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Call the cops 

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
Call the cops by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026