-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
by NattyNo March 15, 2011
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What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
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I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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