Pizza call

When older people put their phones on 'speaker' mode, lay it flat in their palm and walk around like they're talking to a slice of pizza.

Those non digital-native boomers are always walking around making pizza calls. 'Hey grandpa... you can just put that phone to your ear so we don't all have to be involved in your conversation'

by Pecks 1970 November 14, 2019

calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 26, 2013

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 8, 2022

Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB

Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.

by Liljophus October 23, 2023

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

ebooty call

When you sext someone with no other intend but getting yourself off,and usually blueballing the other party. These will come late night and sent over a source of communication that you normally never use like Facebook messenger

Damn sally ebooty called me all night and not I have blueballs

Damn man, Jackie did that to me last week

by Dsm Dave September 24, 2018

browntown booty call

Inserting a slim, prepaid phone into the rectum of your partner inside of a condom, and repeatedly calling while having penetrative vaginal sex.

"Irene and I were having a browntown booty call when she ran out of minutes."

by Pervy-hobbit-fancier December 28, 2021