california roll

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

by Paulo Y. October 05, 2004

california roll

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

by Eric Zaccaria March 14, 2005

california roll

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

by KRHimself March 09, 2005

california roll

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

by CJ Fitzpatrick May 07, 2005

california roll

God , California SUCKS!

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by Stewie Griffin March 11, 2005

california roll

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

by nicky675 August 21, 2007

California roll

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

by wayfarer April 28, 2005