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calesines 

Formal: Invoking feelings of fear and overwhelming awe.

Slang: Extremely impressive and amazing.
It's so calesines bro 😎

Your cut is calesines G money!
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Celekinesis 

That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.
*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*
Celekinesis by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011

Ultimative Cheesiness 

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff
Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase
Ultimative Cheesiness by XReign February 15, 2021

Calsineb 

/ˈkalsineb/
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.
"CALSINEB. THE DESTROYER. THE HATEFUL. THE FUCKING TWO LITER MENACE. Blessed by Ronald himself. It intimidates all. It strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare call themselves the gods of this world. You shalt not fucketh with Calsineb."

Calvinest 

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.
That dude is a Calvinest!!
Calvinest by anon February 26, 2004

Callsies 

"Callsies" is an expression used by a person when claiming something, like an object or a spot.
Person: *spots something they want* "Callsies!!"

Person: "I call callsies."
the best Caroline stan and Delena anti out there!!
“Hey have you heard of caresires?”
“Yes I have shes such an amazing day here and I’m so sorry 😞 lol I love ❤️ and I’m yso “
caresires by caresires July 14, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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