Calem is a pretty awesome guy with an awesome name. He is funny and smart and a great person to spend time with. He needs to be more emotional but you still know he cares even if he can't say it. If you have a calem you are a lukcy girl.
Person 1: hey I'm with a calem
Person 2: wow girl you're lucky
by beeeellllllaaaaa September 6, 2015
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The biggest nerd in town. The kid loves himself, is amazing at video games, Is brilliant at HTML codes. Not to mention, he is one hot thing too.
'what is up with you today? You can't stop checking yourself out!'

'sorry, Im just pulling a Calem'
by Youhotmofo December 30, 2011
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A very skuxx and handsome looking fellow with minor flaws. Loves spiderman and playing video games. Over in love with himself and has an extremely large penis.
"I wish I was as skuxx as Calem"

"Yeah, me too"

skuxx handsome minor flaws video games
by dadeadpool2012 April 26, 2013
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Person who thinks they are better than others and loves video games. Can be known as a geek/nerd. Quite a handsome looking person with flaws. Everything they say is fact.
Omg, you are being like a smartass! You are being so calem!
by BoysANDgirls17 October 27, 2009
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Calem is an absolute weapon on the piss allways the first one down but only bc of his lack of legs while drunk. He is a guy that knows how to be rude yet kind and funny as well as serious.
Boy 1:where’s calem ?

Boy 2:it’s 10pm calem is passed out in the back yard.
by Fredo on a pedo January 30, 2022
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A person who keeps him innocent bit actually someone who's brave,proud and suck dick on the weekends.
by HopeEvil November 17, 2021
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