Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.
You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.
by shazam723 March 23, 2010
A person who deliberately causes the breakup in someone's relationship so they can have a go at the other person's partner. Usually they do it to a a close friend which makes them even worse.
by Boyd M May 18, 2005
The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.
Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.
Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.
Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.
by silentBuilder981 March 16, 2010
by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010