cactus snatch 

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

cactus snatch by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Cactus Snatch 

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

Cactus Snatch by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017

snatch cactus 

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

snatch cactus by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Cactus Snatcher 

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.

Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher

Cactus Snatcher by MH119 May 7, 2009