noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
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She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
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Get the snatch cactus mug.When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
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