A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 15, 2009
person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.
person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
by notspiderman December 10, 2016
When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
by Ol Gurl March 19, 2009
1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy
2. A whore's pussy
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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