The last name of all fuckwits and dog cunts. This piece of sloppy diarrhea will consistently be friend-zoned by any girl he talks to. Full-on shit fuck. Will never stop talking about his muscles although he is a skimpy little bitch. If you meet a braybon fuck him right off
Girl 1: "OMG, this guy tried to talk to me. He didn't shut up about his muscles.
Girl 2: "What a braybon."
Girl 1: "I had to friend zone that dog."
Braybon is the last name of a total cunt. He is always trying to flex his muscles and thinks he's really cool. He will constantly be friend-zoned by girls because he's a dog. Will not stop talking about himself
Girl 1: That guy tried to ask me out, had to friend zone the cunt
Girl 2: What a Braybon
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"