An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.
by shazizizzle April 8, 2003
by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004
noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!
by jsilll February 7, 2011
A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
by Pyjama pants January 2, 2020
getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)
by tymieshu June 13, 2008
The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!
by The Butthole Tickling Bandit October 27, 2022