butthand

The status of someones hands when they took a dump and haven't washed their hands yet.

Go wash your butthands!

by pixelnoa June 28, 2023

buttbanditry

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

Butthands

Forget or screw up plans

Matt: remember when I said the concert was on saturday, its actually today.
Caroline: wow, really Butthands that one.

by Butthands September 5, 2014

butthanger

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

by MeowScratch July 10, 2014

Buttwanded

Someon who has a stick in his posterior
A conservative

This man is so buttwanded, he needs to chill

by Prewk July 3, 2017