butt plug

a plug shoved up your butt while having sex and removed before ejaculation.

"QUICK PULL THE PLUG IM ABOUT TO.."
*jizz and shit self*
"ahhh"

by Bunz September 14, 2003

butt-plug

Something you stick up your ass when in jail to avoid getting raped.

Ted the Lifeguard put a butt-plug in his anus so randy sasquatch wouldn't rape him

by Tyrone March 11, 2005

Butt plug

A marijuana distripubter with asslike product

Danm, the firman's dry, I gotta hit up my butt plug:/...

by Yakoov oh damn February 21, 2017

Butt Plug

Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.

Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.

by Kathy Griffin's balls February 7, 2015

butt plug

a plug of the butt
used for plugging thy butt

"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)

by Power dumper May 26, 2008

butt plug

What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.

"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"

by The Wizard Key Keeper June 12, 2006

butt plug

when you take to many pills and shit a brick. feels like giving birth through your anus

"i was so constipated that i had to shove my finger to break the butt plug"

by Chavela September 21, 2006