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Butt Muff 

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
Butt Muff by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021

muff butt 

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."
muff butt by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006

muff butt willy 

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.
Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!
muff butt willy by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.
I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.
butt muffin by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Banana Butt Muffin 

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.
Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

butt muffle 

The act of useing a large amount of toile paper in a public restroom to "muffle" the sound of a large fart.
Gosh, I am glass I used a butt muffle in the bathroom; it was crowded.
butt muffle by Killa Cam/ A-Huizer January 24, 2012