Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

muff butt

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.

In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."

by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006

muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021