Butt Muff 

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

Butt Muff by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

Butt Muff 

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

Butt Muff by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021

muff butt 

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.

In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."

muff butt by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006

muff butt willy 

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

muff butt willy by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

butt muffin by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Banana Butt Muffin 

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.

Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

Banana Butt Muffin by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019

butt muffle 

The act of useing a large amount of toile paper in a public restroom to "muffle" the sound of a large fart.

Gosh, I am glass I used a butt muffle in the bathroom; it was crowded.

butt muffle by Killa Cam/ A-Huizer January 24, 2012