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Meat burrito 

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
Meat burrito by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

Meat and Cheese burrito 

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

meato burrito 

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick
i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch
meato burrito by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

Meaty Mexican burrito 

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.
Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

meatless burrito 

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.
Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.
meatless burrito by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016