Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011
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Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
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burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016
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