Buried Treasure 

When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure

so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure

i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure

Buried Treasure by happy wood January 9, 2009

Buried Treasure 

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

Buried Treasure by ReyMon! October 12, 2019

Buried Treasure 

The yet-to-be burnt weed found at the bottom of a deep bowl, usually covered by layers of ash.

You brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.

A pleasant surprise, indeed.

Man, I think it's kicked.

--Not at all, my friend. We've still got this Buried Treasure!

Oh yea, good shit!

Buried Treasure by kckingcourt August 28, 2009

buried treasure 

While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.

buried treasure by ghillie June 30, 2007

buried treasure 

when you are taking a shit and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.

yo D,i just found some buried treasure and that shit was fuckin ill B. a fuckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!

buried treasure by landing September 17, 2005

Buried Treasure 

“When the bowl looks cashed but you find some green under the ash”

-Chloe Toder

Dude is it ashed? Well there might be some buried treasure.

Buried Treasure by Madikbass November 5, 2020

digging for buried treasure 

The act of picking your nose.

He's so disgusting, digging for buried treasure all the time.

digging for buried treasure by Zanilrig January 28, 2016