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bumpy keys 

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"
bumpy keys by FishLUL April 24, 2025

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'` 

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~` 

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

`~`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`~` 

`~`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`~`
`~`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`~`

keys full of bumps 

hard core drugs Tana Mongoose does at a party
Youtuber: "Dude whats wrong with Tana she thinks she's Hefner?"

Youtuber 2: "Keys full of bumps, man"

*sips drink*
keys full of bumps by sister judith November 17, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026