Bulgarian Slap

I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.

I don't know what that other dude was on when he wrote what Bulgarian Slap is but that's wrong...

Bulgarian Slap by Georgi Evtimov March 4, 2007

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Bulgarian Slap

To slap someone acroos the face with your wang. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up and smack each other sensless to show disrespect or to challenge them to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today? He got so mad, he totally torqued him! It was hilarious!

Bulgarian Slap by the big sleaze November 9, 2008

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bulgarian slap

a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!

bulgarian slap by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

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Slap a bulgarian day

Slap any Bulgarian you want on the 23rd March

yes today is slap a Bulgarian day

Slap a bulgarian day by DoctorWho135 January 19, 2021

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Slap a bulgarian day

On March 15, slap any Bulgarian you want as it is fine

yes. today is slap a bulgarian day

Slap a bulgarian day by DoctorWho135 January 19, 2021

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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