A big hunking sonofabitch that gets about four miles to the gallon. Your mom and dad were likely conceived on the back seat of a Buick at a drive-in movie. Double cousins with a Oldsmobile, the Buick is the ride of choice of "Hoss" a gentleman who makes a tidy living bashing his Buick lengthwise through a variety of trailers, each of which he claims belongs to Tanya Hardings. He usually busts off a concussion granade when he hits the trailer, but in a way, that's poetic license. Think about it, fucker.
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick? FUCK NO!!!!
by Hoze April 24, 2004
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Car you always find yourself behind on the highway in the USA while trying to do the usual 5-10 over at least so you dont get rear ended in the left lane but granny is doing 10 under the speed limit in her Buick Ultra.
Dang.... everyone's zipping past us in the right lane cuz we're stuck behind the blue hair in the Buick Ultra.
by lbritish April 30, 2004
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Formerly a revered marque that has been continuously ruined by General Motors for over 90 years, mostly through badge engineering, marketing neglect, and a complete lack of imagination. Will never escape the stigma of being an old fart's transportation around a stagnating Florida retirement community. Its decline escalated during the 80s as the General tried to make it look like a European brand (?!?) through hare-brained marketing exercises that ultimately served to remove any remaining shred of credibility the brand possessed. Now shares platforms with virtually every mid-size and large vehicle in the GM lineup, and has been reduced to swapping badges with desirable premium SUVs like the Pontiac Asstek.
Tiger Woods sponsorship a bizarre way to attract young(er) buyers who were not even aware of Buick's continued existance. Latest sedan takes name from French Canadians' euphemism for masturbation. In 20 years will go the way of Oldsmobile, around the same time as GM managed Saab will cease to exist as a brand, made redundant by Cadillac's growing share of the market.
So why exactly does GM have two luxury nameplates for the North American market, Buick and Cadillac?
by Hans Blix August 28, 2005
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(n.) Willfully stupid and/or ignorant person.
"Why else would he vote for Bush? Cuz he's a Buick, that's why."
by King Mob October 18, 2004
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Another term for throwing up because something is so hideous looking.
The fat-chick in the belly shirt made me Buick all over the bar.
by DP1983 May 26, 2009
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we rollin, aight, we takin yo ca, nah ninja we takin the buick
by knuck knuck September 15, 2003
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