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Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

Biblically accurate among us 

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck
A word that describes words that are fun to say
Man that word is a bulicoma
Bulicoma by Jack n’ mason January 3, 2021

biblichor 

The distant, faint and musty smell of old books. A pleasant smell to say the least.
This place has a nice biblichor smell to it
biblichor by Despair_Queen August 31, 2021

biblical sense 

to have sexual relations with; often used when asked if you "know" somebody. if you know someone in the biblical sense, you have had sex or sexual relations with them.
mike: so, how well do you know amy?
tommy: well i don't know her in the biblical sense or anything, but we've hung out a few times.
biblical sense by atotheLI August 25, 2007

Biblical 

Have you head LG’s new album it’s fuckin biblical
Biblical by RandomChicâ October 15, 2019