Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Brussels sprouts

Natures turd.

Brussels Sprouts are shit!

by crazydope1 March 14, 2014

Brussels sprouts

The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.

Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.

by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

by DarkMuffin666 August 6, 2020

satans brussel sprouts

Aka devils lettuce

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.

by Redshorts69 August 12, 2021

Brussel Sprouts

The relationship of two teens. The boy is in a all boys school and the girl is in a co-ed school

The people in the relationship were brussel sprouts

by Jylan1020 February 1, 2018