A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.
Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity!
Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde!
Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde!
Blonde: Guess what?

Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test!
Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate?
Brunettes: Screw you guys!
by Strawberry Blonde person January 22, 2011
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1. me!
2. an attractive male or female with brown hair who is intelligent and has wayyyy more fun than a blonde
1. wow vanessa, your one hott brunette!
2. that brunette ova there is a studd!!
by Vanessa <3 March 18, 2004
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What ALL (adult) celebrities naturally are- fact!
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, all the Spice Girls, etc, could go on forever.

Even all the "blonde" guy celebrities are naturally brunette (though guy are commonly called brunet). Jesse McCartney, Aaron Carter, those two kids from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.

However, note that many kids have blonde hair that darkens with age. The Olsen twins naturally had blonde hair at one point.
by sorrysauce July 26, 2007
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brunettes r sooooooo better than blondes! They r sophisticated n clever n know how 2 keep men happy n interested, UNLIKE some blondes who most of the time r boring n thick!
whoa....that brunette is soooo much nicer than that minging blonde!
by ?????? May 18, 2004
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Girls with dark hair.

Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!
Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.
by computer says no May 18, 2005
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They aren't better than Blondes, not smarter or nicer. Intelligence and personality has nothing to do with hair colour. And I do NOT walk around saying "Like, Oh My God, I'm so totally cool!". That is what American women do.
Me and my 2 best friends are blonde, and we have a real good laugh when we're out.
Not that having fun is anything to do with hair colour of course. I was trying to prove a point.
by Glittery Goddess June 01, 2004
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The bubblist sweetest people you’ll get meet the ones that blondes are jealous of.
See that brunette over there she’s hot af.
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by BaddieAshe September 16, 2020
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