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Third Eye Brown 

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum
Third Eye Brown by ECHOROCK November 29, 2011

eye brow 

shane daye shaved his own off, cuz he is a f*cking loser... yep thats right.. its something thats supposed to stay ON your head, not get shaved off by YOURSELF
eye brow by nonya November 9, 2003
Finishing off a Dirty Sanchez with a couple dabs above the eyes.

When you have left-over "paint" on you pud, put it to a new use.
At half time, Rex Ryan painted 'eye browns' on Mark Sanchez, to go with the Dirty Sanchez he had painted earlier.
Eye Brown by ducksawce January 24, 2011

the rocks eye brow 

can look in any sus direction
see changing
big pog strong
ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY W E DEVOUR
THE ROCKS EYE BROW WAS USED TO LOOK AT YOU
the rocks eye brow by sun knight April 20, 2022

gay eye for the brown eye 

Gay eye for the brown eye is when 2 men make eye to eye contact, but one of those eyes is in fact a brown eye, a butthole if u will. It is quite possible that u will contract pink eye by doing this but don't panic, all that needs to be done to reverse the pink eye is to punch the brown eye right in the kisser.
"Brian McNasty Jackson sure is a sick son of a bitch for inventing the gay eye for the brown eye! Is he not firing on all cylinders perhaps? "

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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