Brown Block 

An on-again, off-again project that leaves everyone wanting some kind of end regardless of the outcome.

(noun) "What's up with John and Jane's relationship? I hope they don't become another brown block."

(verb) "We should be getting a decision from the boss later today. I really hope he doesn't brown block our funding."

(adjective) "I'm not feeling good and it's making me all brown block about the party tonight."

Brown Block by dwntwnbdn November 11, 2011

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

Brown blockade by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Black Brown Eye 

To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.

Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11

Black Brown Eye by Client 09 October 9, 2008

Black Pink Brown Eye 

The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.

The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.

Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!

Black Pink Brown Eye by spanienspike January 27, 2011

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back. by -DF- May 6, 2009

black and blue brown eye 

when someone takes it in the anal to the extent to where their anal is bruised and soar.

Tyler Bristoe got a black and blue brown eye from roger last night!

black and blue brown eye by Americanpanzy January 26, 2011

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
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