More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
The newest urban man-in-demand--the brocavore--is more down with nature. He's all about eating local and organic, making his own beer, and drinking from mason jars.
"A dude involved in the local food movement and restaurant scene. Typically identified by his fixed-gear bicycle, tattoos, facial hair and fondness for craft beer (preferably Sixpoint) in a jar and early Pavement. Commonly seen at Roberta’s, Prime Meats, the Bell House."
- CHRISTINE MUHLKE (New York Time's Magazine).
Hey! Did you check out that brocavore behind the bar? Maybe he's got a good recipe for my heart and my appetite. Thank GODmetrosexuals are out because I need a man's man with a sensitive palette. Pass the homebrew, boy !!!