brittany van pelt

My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️

Brittany Van Pelt my wife, my life, my everything

brittany van pelt by VP007 December 30, 2023

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Brittany Van Pelt

More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️

Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️

Brittany Van Pelt by VP007 January 2, 2024

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Brittany Van Pelt

Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️

Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.

Brittany Van Pelt by VP007 February 3, 2024

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Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything

Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.

Brittany Van Pelt by VP007 April 1, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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