Bristol is a type of girl that will get guys in seconds. Bristol is a sexy, hot, boy magnet that by the end of the day she'll have dozens of guys asking for her number.
by Billynylle January 2, 2022
The act of shutting down racist behaviour, typically in a dramatic and ballsy style similar to the tearing down of asshat slaver's statue, Eward Colston, in the great Bristol protests of '20.
by Kupopochu June 8, 2020
Bristolized ~ Verb:
Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.
Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.
My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.
My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.
I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.
My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.
I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.
by lee trout August 25, 2006
Bristol is a suburb of Hartford, located on the beautiful, chlorine-scented Pequaback River. It’s a great place to live if you like white women with paranoid schizophrenia, professional athletes with the minds of pitbulls, and Honda Civics with engine knock. It is a great place for gun enthusiasts, as almost every neighborhood is a gun range. Favorite pastimes include breaking into old buildings, finding homeless people to narcan, and collecting bottles on a bike. Notable people are Aaron Hernandez and one of the writers from The Simpsons.
“Hey, did you know that Sarah Palin named her kid after Bristol, CT because the ESPN HQ is located there?”
by floperator July 20, 2020
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