Mr Brightside

A song that posseses the spirit of the white man. They worship this song whenever it comes on in a club or at pre drinks. They seem to believe that it is the best song in the universe and sing every single word at the top of their lungs whilst bouncing up and down. This song can also be accompanied by come on Eileen

*intro to mr brightside begins to play*
Wypipo: OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

by Geeked132 December 4, 2017

Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.

"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"

by gingecan July 2, 2014

Mr. Brightside Moment

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.

This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.

by wordfrog May 14, 2020

Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L August 25, 2008

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being

Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby

by King Keys, LHM of Shevamania November 15, 2006

Mr Brightside

To define someone coming out of their cage and doing just fine.

Destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, because I'm Mr Brightside

by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019

Brightsided

The rush of adrenaline one feels when tagged in a Mr. Brightside meme

When Tori checked her notifications and saw that McKay had tagged her in another stellar, yet disturbing Mr. Brightside meme, she immediately was Brightsided and needed to sit down.

by Mhendricks18 September 29, 2018