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bressner 

Bressner has a monster cock, he is the king of Bryant and no one can be throne him. Bressner also has the fattest crush on his brother Hagan, they share wet sloppy kisses on top of a pile of thrifted clothing. Bressner would beat anyone half to death (preferably a woman), if the reward was a cowboys first down.
Wow I just took the biggest bressner and clogged the toilet.
bressner by CowboysHater4000 November 23, 2021
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The Bressler 

An evil snarl beast creature that uses it's lizard tongue to whisper sweet nothings into your ears. Once your under its spell it will suck your brain for advice but never use any of it.
The Bressler called me for advice but never used any of it?
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Bressert 

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.
'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'
Bressert by terri2028 October 22, 2016

Bressert 

A food item of the sweet category, that can be eaten for either breakfast or dessert.
Goddamnit, Mary are you eating dessert for breakfast? No Frank it's bressert.
A beard that is patchy and poorly grown. Usually found on the face of a half white half Asian man
What up doe you see that's dudes Bessner? Yeah dog I've seen better beards on chics.
Bessner by Slick jd November 13, 2010
An immature, almost prepubescent-like beard, often consisting of very straight, very fine hair. Though sparse, the bessner still exudes smart elegance and sophistication, and is often irrestible to women with low self-esteem.
That guy's bessner reminds me of a 13-year-old Puerto Rican's first beard and moustache, yet I cannot deny my sexual attraction to the face to which it is attached.
Bessner by moistpanties123 November 18, 2010

bressert 

I might have some pudding for bressert.
bressert by Italianboy826 May 14, 2008