bressner

Bressner has a monster cock, he is the king of Bryant and no one can be throne him. Bressner also has the fattest crush on his brother Hagan, they share wet sloppy kisses on top of a pile of thrifted clothing. Bressner would beat anyone half to death (preferably a woman), if the reward was a cowboys first down.

Wow I just took the biggest bressner and clogged the toilet.

by CowboysHater4000 November 23, 2021

The Bressler

An evil snarl beast creature that uses it's lizard tongue to whisper sweet nothings into your ears. Once your under its spell it will suck your brain for advice but never use any of it.

The Bressler called me for advice but never used any of it?

by The Almighty Van! January 4, 2022

Bressert

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.

'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'

by terri2028 October 22, 2016

Bressert

A food item of the sweet category, that can be eaten for either breakfast or dessert.

Goddamnit, Mary are you eating dessert for breakfast? No Frank it's bressert.

by Professor Cockinbutt July 9, 2017

Bessner

A beard that is patchy and poorly grown. Usually found on the face of a half white half Asian man

What up doe you see that's dudes Bessner? Yeah dog I've seen better beards on chics.

by Slick jd November 13, 2010

Bessner

An immature, almost prepubescent-like beard, often consisting of very straight, very fine hair. Though sparse, the bessner still exudes smart elegance and sophistication, and is often irrestible to women with low self-esteem.

That guy's bessner reminds me of a 13-year-old Puerto Rican's first beard and moustache, yet I cannot deny my sexual attraction to the face to which it is attached.

by moistpanties123 November 18, 2010

bressert

Dessert after breakfast.

I might have some pudding for bressert.

by Italianboy826 May 14, 2008