Definitions by CowboysHater4000

bressner 

Bressner has a monster cock, he is the king of Bryant and no one can be throne him. Bressner also has the fattest crush on his brother Hagan, they share wet sloppy kisses on top of a pile of thrifted clothing. Bressner would beat anyone half to death (preferably a woman), if the reward was a cowboys first down.

Wow I just took the biggest bressner and clogged the toilet.

bressner by CowboysHater4000 November 23, 2021