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breast stroker

a)a swimmer
b)a swimmer trying to seduce bud and doyles girlfriends in BIO-DOME
our women have been sedused by breast strokers
breast stroker by deadasnight January 2, 2004

breaststroke 

a type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look
breaststroke is my favorite stroke because i swim behind laura
breaststroke by mlett June 25, 2013

breaststroke 

An extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm motion. Breaststrokers are lean and tall, with strong thighs and core. Swimmers who are not breaststrokers tend to admire breaststrokers for being able to do such a difficult stroke. Breaststrokers get props for doing 200 breaststroke, which is regarded as one of the most difficult events in swimming.

Breaststrokers are said to be good in bed because of their strong legs and tight body. Science has not proven it (yet), but breaststrokers are rumored to have the biggest boobs (female) or package (male).
Breaststroke was the first stroke ever swum in competition, in England in the early 1500s. It is the third stroke in the individual medley.
"Are you a breaststroker?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"You're hot as fuck!"
breaststroke by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012

breaststroker 

People who get erotic and sexual arousal from swimming and all things to do with swimming pools, including swimming pool showers and changing rooms and other swimmers. These people may also have the same arousal from swimming at the beach.

A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.

The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
swimming turns me on, i'm a breastroker, and damn proud of it.

look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026