Brattleboro 

A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

Brattleboro by emmy752 February 24, 2009

Brattleboro 

A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.

Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"

Brattleboro by Dr. Reuben August 22, 2022

Brattleboro 

A nasty town in southern Vermont full of wannabe gang member and old, gay hippies. A visually appealing town on the outside but very unpleasant outside of the three popular streets in the small city.

guy 1- wanna go to Brattleboro this weekend?
guy2- No, i’d rather not. I don’t wanna get shot.

Brattleboro by eastcoastraccoon August 24, 2018

Brattleboro 

Attleboro's Evil Twin, ruled by the Evil King of Brattleboro.

I have come to defeat the Evil King of Brattleboro in the name of the Good Queen!

Brattleboro by The Evil King of Brattleboro September 6, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016