north branch

a small hole in the wall town that's majority farming. the schools are complete shit filled with cunt jocks, annoying hicks, weird fucking nerds, wanna be emos, trannies, and the minority of normal people. if you dislike country music you will be shunned but overall a fucking shitty place to be

"wow north branch fucking sucks!"
"yeah it does!"

by HICKSLAYER February 5, 2018

4th branch

The "branch" of the government known as the media that spreads propaganda and fills peoples minds with useless shit

the 4th branch of the government is responsible for controlling the minds of millions.

by Emilio April 13, 2005

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync

Did I mention she sings?

by Rockstar June 16, 2003

Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 1, 2010

michelle branch

a super talented girl, singer, guitarist, wife, almost mom, simply, nice, and everything kond in this world....

better than poser and something like that

by mida March 25, 2005

Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022