box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

box chocolate by boxchocolate March 8, 2017

chocolate box raider 

1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out

2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole

"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o

"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"

chocolate box raider by takeajake69 January 13, 2009

chocolate box 

Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.

After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.

chocolate box by Psychobenzaprine August 19, 2007

grenade in the chocolate box 

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea

Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"

grenade in the chocolate box by Kaibosh December 20, 2013

box of chocolate poop 

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

box of chocolate poop by miguel March 7, 2005

chocolate box 

A person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.

Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.

chocolate box by chocolate box May 2, 2006

chocolate box 

a five-some with four black men and one white woman in the middle.

"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."

chocolate box by dabes October 16, 2012