1) Alternate spelling for the Secretary of State during the Bush administration(Colin Powell) for those against his political positions.
2) Same as above, except used for just shits and giggles.
1) I hate Colon Bowel for agreeing with George W. Bush.

2) Colin Powell? You mean Colon Bowel, right? hahah so funny
by [AfZ]TomServo1 February 14, 2003
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Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.
I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.
"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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A friend who you just happen to call, or get a call from, while you are on the toilet having a bowel movement. The relationship deepens depending on how many times this happens.
Daniel: "Hey Man, what's up?"
Sean: "Oh nothing, just dropping a deuce."
Daniel: "Are you serious? I'm also dropping a loud mound of brown as we speak!"
Sean: "Jeez, dude. That is the second time that this has happened in a week!"
Daniel: "Yeah, buddy. We're Bowel Brothers!"
by SotoMojo February 14, 2011
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A Bowel Baron is the title given to an appointed friend or relative who receives updates and notifications on the progress of another's stool.
i just dropped a duce, better make sure to notify my bowel baron to make sure i'm running like clockwork.
by LADY LANSBURYS ACID RAINCOAT December 22, 2017
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Chrithtopher ith a bowel banger.
by sbo March 6, 2009
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a bowel growl is when you hold in a stanker (fart) and it makes a farting noise, it's stuck inbetwixt the vortex of a fart and a dump. therefore it is a fart inside your unheavinly bowels.
"WOW SKILL I DID A MAJOR BOWEL GROWL IN CLASS TODAY AND THERE WAS NO ANAL SEEPAGE!"
by skate and skillian July 1, 2005
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