bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

Bowel Blaster

One that blasts bowels frequently

I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster

by acraal February 15, 2023

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

horizontal bowl blaster

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.

Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.

by Grubba November 2, 2003

bowl blaster

An extremely loud, smelly fart. It doesn't necessarily have to be done on the toilet bowl.

I just had some Mexican food, so you know I'm going to have a bowl blaster soon!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Bowl cut bastard

someone who has a bowl cut and is a bastard

you is a bowl cut bastard

let me say it in posh word
fuck u

by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022