type-bonics

The use of Ebonics when typing/texting a message. Using symbols in place of letters for the sole purpose of making yourself look cooler than you really are, all the while coming off like a complete Bozo and driving your friends insanely bonkers!

ex 1- wh3n y0u typ3 lik3 di$... it's not cool! Stop using type-bonics and type like a normal human being!

ex 2- Ke$ha

by MissPixiecup805 July 12, 2011

e-bonics

Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.

Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl
Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.

by wonder weasel April 14, 2006

U-bonics

A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations.

U-bonics is a form of degraded English, used mostly by lower class American youth.

"What dat fo? You know wat I be sayin! U-bonics iz I talkin bout!"

by Spirrowmint March 11, 2006

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007

c-bonics

Canadian slang words.

An example of someone speaking in c-bonics "Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a "shit disturber" and what not. What could I say, except, "Sorry, EH!"

by Doobsie November 10, 2006

engst-bonics

When a group of white males grow tired of regular English, but are intelligent enough to use grammar correctly (in contrast to black people and their bad-grammar ebonics), they create their own set of litereary terms and words, that are used in various situations... particuarly those involving the removal of certain girls' anal intestinal lining {see red sock}... members of this group include:

1. c74n l34d3r: Engstrom
2. Deve
3. That's about it...

Jeff: "I rorded your gwid mom last night, however oog she was"

Deve: "P33P! Or I will rord ____ to death!"

Jeff: "Oh shit! You win... I'm not gonna pull a Keep and still go at it"

Blanks are necessary to secure the privacy of certain female individuals.

by Nauf Wauf March 7, 2005

e-bonics

Completely unrelated to 'Ebonics', E-bonics are the words and abbreviations that are only used between people when they are on the internet or texting.

"lulz u see teh patriots epic fail? gg belicheat ftl"
"wtf did you just say to me? I don't know e-bonics"

"z0mg zerg rush ^_^;;"
"wut? korean e-bonics is way different than regular e-bonics"

"idk my bff jill?"
"god dammit i hate when commercials use e-bonics"

by Patrick WWP November 23, 2009