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hapiness=bonheur
bonheur by jigglypanties April 5, 2014
Words you can keep
refers a bit to "boner." in french, "happiness."
guy: hey Siri, how do you say happiness in french?

Siri: bonheur

guy: BONHEUR!

guy continuing: the thckness on this phoque is giving some a BONHEUR!!
bonheur by YEE my HAW February 7, 2020
Bonheur means happiness/miracle.This person is so crazy but whenever you are around them you feel better. They are sometimes spoiled and act like brats and are self-centered. Even through all this you can see their nice true intentions and their aura is so sweet.
Bonheur is so sweet but sometimes she acts like a bitch 🙄
Bonheur by Tinkletwinkle November 21, 2021
An awesome, smart, random, crazy, sexy fun loving girl. She can make you laugh all the time and can pull off any outfit any day.
Bonheur Is a very independent person. Doesn't care about what other people say. The best person to be around because he can make you laugh and smile. It a person who likes sport alot
Bonheur by BAGGBON November 24, 2021

bonehurt 

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.
Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.
bonehurt by Schlosser December 11, 2007

Bonehurtitus 

A very real excuse to get out of something with people you don’t want to be around
“Want to go out later?” “Sorry I currently have bonehurtitus.”
Bonehurtitus by 14sanic November 15, 2022
This thiccness on this phoque is giving someone a bonhuer.
Bonhuer by Rarkoosl January 23, 2020
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