Bong Beer 

Fill a bong/dab rig with beer, take a rip, then chug the beer from the bong

Friend 1: I wanna get crossed
Friend 2: do a Bong Beer

Bong Beer by GucciPlayboyOnRoblox January 1, 2017

beer bong 

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

beer bong by dan the man December 14, 2003

beer bong zilla

A chick that is bad ass with a beer bong

She was a real beer bong zilla at the party last night !

beer bong zilla by Gregster83 December 5, 2015

Mayan Beer Bong 

A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.

The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".

The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.

"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".

"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...

"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".

Mayan Beer Bong by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009

beer bong it 

another way to say suck it up

no money?
no chick?
beer bong it

beer bong it by DaChronic May 28, 2008

beer bong 

Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...

The Flowmaster 3000 is the most kick-ass beer bong on the face of the earth!

beer bong by Express72 May 18, 2004

baltimore beer bong

A beer bong filled to the brim with natty boh and just when you thought it couldn't get better a solid serving of old bay is dashed across the top

john: get out the beer bong

Stew:Im givin you a baltimore beer bong

John: word, shits delicious

baltimore beer bong by Baltimore's own August 9, 2012