Boner Scale

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.

your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale

by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010

International Boner Scale

Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:

1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.

In England:

Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"

En France:

Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."

by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003