A lump of faeces too large to traverse the u-bend
Who voted for this bojo?
by Jim speaks the truth July 26, 2018
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The man who canceled your holidays and screwed over your children.
"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems pretty nasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."
by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP October 10, 2020
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Simple term for an idiot, moron, simple headed etc..

Originating from the famous Donald trump.
He couldn't even change the car tyre, what an utter bojo!
by Ariarose04 December 31, 2021
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A Bojo is a bicycle, specifially a public-access bicycle, sponsored by Barclays Bank in London. It is mainly blue, and has inadequate panniers. In December 2010, Bojos became available for casual use.
They take their name from BOris JOhnson, Mayor of London when they were introduced, and an advocate of cycling generally.
NB The Mayor of London is emphatically not the Lord Mayor of the City of London.
There's a bojo rack round the back of the Bank of England.
You didn't see many bojos in summer - but now they're everywhere!
by railtracksurvivor December 3, 2010
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The nickname given to the nitwit currently running Great Britain, otherwise known as Boris Johnson.
BoJo's gone and done something stupid again, hasn't he?
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
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BoJo (it) - to start something with great enthusiasm while totally unprepared, without any knowledge of a problem or willingness to learn and ultimately failing in a grand manner.
Dick bojoed it and didn't deliver.
by jojobojo October 25, 2019
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A slang term for a "Blowjob." Similar to a Hojoe or a Roejoe. Usually performed by a Hick, hence the southern accent.
Pj: Hey Mike wanna go get some Bojoes friday night?
Mike: Sure i love Bojoes!
by pernominous June 5, 2011
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