Bob Cratchits

Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.

Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.

by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024

bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018