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When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.
"Dude, I'm about to blurt"

"Hey blurt, where's me ganj?!"
by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003
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When someone or something shots unknown liquid out of a open passage!

SHE BLURTED! ON MY COUSIN!
She blurted on my sofa.

it was soo funy i blurted.
by Bojonna September 03, 2009
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Someone that cannot keep a secret, especially when they fiercely claim otherwise. New gossip is immediately shared, with vigorous enthusiasm, and to the disappointment of the confider.
Lisa, "Okay, but you can't tell Dave"
Pennie, "I PROMISE, I would never tell him"

Lisa, "Sometimes I blow my ex-boyfriends"
Pennie, "Gasp!"

Two minutes later, dave walks in.

Pennie, "Hi Dave!! tehehehehe"

Dave, "What's so funny, Pennie?"
Pennie, "Oh nothing, except Lisa blows her ex-boyfriends ahahahaahahahaha"

Lisa, "What the fuck Pennie?"
Pennie, "what did I do?"
Lisa, "Jesus, your such a BLURT!"
by Currybutt Wannalick? January 07, 2014
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A board game that is Pictionary for the blind.
Come on Pat, lets go play some blurt, pictionary for the blind.
by KReck May 15, 2005
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make a scene--not warranting attention--because of message absentiesm
caused a curious blurt
by jsn May 17, 2005
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A drug hit delivered to the user intravenously. Usually an injection of Heroin, but often a Heroin and Cocaine (crack) mix.
"Do you mind if I cook up and have a Blurt here bro?"
by BadboyMonkeyman March 11, 2021
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