blue la-goon 

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

blue la-goon by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Blue Lagoon Syndrome 

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

Blue Lagoon Syndrome by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

blue lagoon

an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.

Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.

blue lagoon by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010

Blue Lagoon

When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!

Blue Lagoon by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010

Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

Blue lagoon by Alyssago March 12, 2017