blue la-goon
blue la-goon by Bunk3r August 9, 2018
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blue lagoon
A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006
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Blue Lagoon Syndrome
Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
Blue Lagoon Syndrome by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
blue lagooning
blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015
blue lagoon
blue lagoon by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010
Blue Lagoon
When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.
Blue Lagoon by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010
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Blue lagoon by Alyssago March 12, 2017
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