blowing me up

When someone constantly texts your phone repeatedly with out you replying in between

Jenny was blowing me up so I had to finally reply

by Jill Fill January 9, 2017

blow me dry

A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"

Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009

Blow me backwards

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.

Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!

by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava March 12, 2016

Blow Me Baby

To fuck off or to shut up or to be dismissed. Blow me baby is a phrase frequently used by "Joe Cool", a YouTube personality. Joe Cool creates YouTube videos where he records police activity and often gets into heated debates with the police and will not hesitate to say "blow me baby" to a police officer. In one of his videos which has gone viral, Joe Cool says "blow me baby" to a female police officer and her reaction was priceless. Joe Cool is best known for his "First Amendment" activism, where he records police activity and does not hesitate to speak his mind to the police.

Police officer: Why are you recording me? Joe Cool: Blow me baby!

by PugFace Media February 19, 2020

Blow Me a Kiss

1.When a dude takes two pirate hookers home from the bar and one of them makes out with him while the other one blows him.

2.Can also be used as an invitation for afformentioned act.

Dude I went home with these two girls from McCalla and they wanted to blow me a kiss!

by Grey's Anatomy January 13, 2008

blow me a gun

when you are smokin weed....you tell some one to turn tha blunt around and blow it into ur mouth

Yo take tha blunt and BLOW ME A GUN

by Monia June 30, 2003